Lets Talk Geek…

Image via Wikipedia Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who asks: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know exactly where I am” Yesterday, I stumbled onto a treasure trove of Geek jokes. … Read more

Crash…

Had been to Bandipur with my friends over the weekend. The trip was eventful, mostly in the good way but there was one moment early on the first day that threatened to ruin the fun. We had a road accident on the way to Mysore by hitting a truck… the damage was almost totally only on the car, not to mention the (injury to the) confidence of my dear friend who was driving at the time,  so we went to a site online to get help with this, and we found at  https://www.autoaccidentattorneysanantonio.org/truck-accidents/. Those who were injured in pedestrian accidents are advised to consult a pedestrian accident lawyer OC who can advocate for their rights and interests.

Now that I look back at it, considering I was the closest to the damage it seems more like an ordinary event rather than something that should have scared the life out of me.

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How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To – Funny as Hell

Received via Email. Some are good the rest are ridiculous. So here are tips on How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

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