Image via Wikipedia Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who asks: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know exactly where I am” Yesterday, I stumbled onto a treasure trove of Geek jokes. … Read more
One of my colleagues asked me yesterday who Ekta Kapoor was and what her serials were like! It took us a few mins to recover from the shock that he hadn’t heard of her, more importantly that he hadn’t heard a joke about her serials :P So after making sure that he wasn’t exactly trying … Read more
Received via Email. Some are good the rest are ridiculous. So here are tips on How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”