Some funny Jokes
I recieved this via a forward. Think you might enjoy these…
The Oxford Dictionary’s latest definition of the following words.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
If you can read this, you’re not the president.
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note – romantic but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Nordstrom’s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :
“I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.
Found this one stop link for most daily comic stips. Its got most of the favourites and then some more enjoy…. Comic Strips
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?