Got this joke online :). Totally hillarious.
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Humor
Some funny Jokes
Curse like a pro!!!
Found this collection of curses by famous ppl trust me its fun :)
Few Short jokes
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says “If you
behave like this, you will lose all your friends”.
Alzheimers or AIDS
Recieved this joke by mail :) :
The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, “Yes?
Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your Doctor sent your husband’s samples to the lab, the samples
from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one
is your husband’s. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible.”
Some funny cartoons
Check out these cartoons I got via mail. To the toons