Some funny Jokes
I recently had a short stint with the driving school again. I got my car driving licence a few years back and had hardly touched my car since so my skill level was near amatuer again (well i guess the same cannot be said for riding a bike and driving a car.) This time around though I did not need to go thru the inital flusturation… but wanted to write this entry for those few weeks a few years back, I spent learning to handle the car.
A lawyer went to duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”
The old farmer smiled and said,” Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule’.”
The lawyer asked, “What is the Three Kick Rule?”
The Farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.”
Recieved this via email. Totally hillarious :))
(Recieved via E-Mail)
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt ( I am not joking. even US
has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be
given a thought)
3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd)
4. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good
thinking)
Theju: “Excuse me… Excuse me”
The Man inside the house:(Slowly coming out) “Yes”
Theju: “Our Batminton Racket is on top of the tree… Can we take it” (his voice slowly went down towards the end of the sentence)
(I was standing next to him and could not hold my laughter)
Man: “What???”
Theju: (now a little louder and I think he was also laughing) “Our Batminton Racket is on top of that tree… Can we take it”
Man:(Puzzeled) “How did it get there?”
A few mins later we were laughing our brains out… This is what had happened before: