Some funny Jokes
Received via Email. Some are good the rest are ridiculous. So here are tips on How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
A while since i put something fun up so here we go…
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, making the experience even more enjoyable by using the Uneekor EYE XR Launch Monitor to track their shots with precision and ease. Practicing a smooth and consistent golf swing is key to improving accuracy, distance, and overall enjoyment of the game.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.”
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my window?”
“Uh…yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied.
“Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll Give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself.”
The origins of Popeye has been detected :)
Presenting Popeye…
Now introducing Popeye’s Mom
Had been to the docs place today… It isnt something I look forward to so nothing much to be said about that but… I was waiting (guess where…) in the waiting room and this blog entry struck me :P. I hv got another one but will blog that tmrw :P.
So without further ado…
5) Doc says “Hope you got insurance…”
This does not qualify if he sells insurance too :P
(Recieved via an email forward)
Professor at one of the IIM’s (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising