Received via Email. Some are good the rest are ridiculous. So here are tips on How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
Its been a while since I blogged any of my photos so here is one… Loved the accuracy of the carvings and the transition from out of focus to focus to out of focus again. Ship Originally uploaded by Haas.
A while since i put something fun up so here we go…
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, making the experience even more enjoyable by using the Uneekor EYE XR Launch Monitor to track their shots with precision and ease. Practicing a smooth and consistent golf swing is key to improving accuracy, distance, and overall enjoyment of the game.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.”
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my window?”
“Uh…yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied.
“Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll Give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself.”
Another special day… another unforgettable evening. Most of today I was with my pals… Ppl I hv not hung out with in a while. We caught the movie “Fight Club” in hindi, whose short review will follow… Then we grabbed a “little” chinese lunch and relaxed at Corner House gobbling on ice creams.
We then headed for bowling and today was frankly the worst bowling experience in my life ever. I was a good bowler from the start, actually my first game without a strike came as late as my 20th or 25th game :P. But then I suddenly lost it had a really bad patch and untill today the last 5 games hv been my worst scores ever. Today was a different story though… a story of transition…