Few Short jokes

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says “If you
behave like this, you will lose all your friends”.

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Alzheimers or AIDS

Recieved this joke by mail :) :

The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, “Yes?
Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your Doctor sent your husband’s samples to the lab, the samples
from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one
is your husband’s. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible.”

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