Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says “If you
behave like this, you will lose all your friends”.

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” send me your mother”

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Why are women known as the best architects? Coz they
are the only one who can demolish an erection without
damaging the structure…

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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE –
Without Information Fighting Every time!!!” Wife
replies,” No, It means – With Idiot For Ever!!!”

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A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the
exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They come up to
the first pen and there is a sign that says “This Bull
mated 50 times last year.” The wife pokes her husband
in the ribs and says “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked a little further and see another pen with
a sign that says ” This Bull mated 120 times last year.”
The wife hits her husband and says “That’ s more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.” They
walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign
saying “This Bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife
gets really excited and says ” That’s once a day. You
could REALLY learn something from this one.”
The husband looks at her and says…. “Go up and ask
him if it was with the same cow.”