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What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

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I supposedly like chicks with split personality :)) The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality – cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re loved. You’d … Read more

Huge Collection of Jokes – Part 2

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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note – romantic but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Nordstrom’s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :

“I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.

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Huge Collection of Jokes – Part 1

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A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?

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