Funny Definitions

I recieved this via a forward. Think you might enjoy these…

The Oxford Dictionary’s latest definition of the following words.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Sunrise

Sunrise in Bangalore

I have always wanted to take photos of the Sun rising but frankly the waking up seemed to be the problem. A few days ago I was determined to take pics of the Sun setting and missed it by a few mins… I was so much in the mood for photos that I decided to wake up early and wait for the Sun. That was the best decision of my life…

I woke up as light was peering over the horizon and headed to the terrace. It took me only a few secs to realized how cold it was out there but I was undeterred and the results are all over this page.

This is the first time I have seen the sunrise undisturbed and frankly I totally regret never having done this.

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The Harry Potter Deadline Update – Made it to the Fourth Book

Currently Reading What is the “Harry Potter Deadline” ? The Prisoner of Azkaban is free and so I beguin the fourth of the series… I have just read 50 pages of the fourth book but the quality of the writing in the fourth book is incomparable to the first three. The first chapter is not … Read more

This Program won the first prize in International obfuscated C code

Check out this c code. It won the first prize in International obfuscated C code contest(never heard of it :P). #include <stdio.h> main(int t,char _,char *a) { return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_, main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, “%s %d %d\n” ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_, t,”@n’+,#’/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\ ,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/’r :’d*’3,}{w+K w’K:’+}e#’;dq#’l … Read more