Neal n Nikki – Movie Review – A Waste of Time


(Lowest: Neal n Nikki Highest: *****)

I will never forget 10 Dec 2005 2:45 pm – 4:45 pm… The two hours of my life I wasted watching this Movie. I have no idea what drove me to go watch this movie but I want to forget this one in a hurry.

The movie is simply Dreadful. Tanisha looks like she is taking up the challenge to Mallika Sherawat… she does a decent job stripping in every scene in the movie. Sadly she looks (as my friend Vinyas put it) like a “Vamp”. Her ability to acting is invisible and she tries hard to make it up by exposing skin.

The whole movie is almost a Soft Porn flick. With bikinis and cleavage making more appearences than the starts themselves. The movie also boasts of a large number of kissing scenes plus there is a dialouge in the movie something like “Hindi movies dont have kissing scenes”… well, HELLO!

The story and screenplay is the mockery of the century. Absolutely nothing happens and its regularly interrupted by more nothing in the movie. The romantic angle is sad and made most people in the crowd boo and laugh at (what the writer might have thought as) sad scenes. The huge number of guest stars Abhishek B(blink and miss role) and a few other people are frankly as unimportant as the story.

I have always enjoyed Uday Chopra movies (I have seen a few). I still rate Supari as one of the best movies in Hindi cinema that recieved no recognition what so ever, Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai was a decent rip off of My Best Friend’s Wedding(no way equally good). This movie might just be the worst decision in the young Chopra’s life. His acting is as usual simple and he make a good attempt to be funny.

If you have time to waste and want to watch a 2 hr long waste of celluloid go ahead and watch this movie. I personally apologised to my friends whome I had asked to this movie. Hope I did not ruin their day.

Finally this is the shortest review Vinny and I thought up while on our way back:
Story- What?
Acting- When?
Funny- How?
Clothes- Where?