Some stuff to make your mind wander
(Recieved via an email forward)
Professor at one of the IIM’s (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising
I recently had a short stint with the driving school again. I got my car driving licence a few years back and had hardly touched my car since so my skill level was near amatuer again (well i guess the same cannot be said for riding a bike and driving a car.) This time around though I did not need to go thru the inital flusturation… but wanted to write this entry for those few weeks a few years back, I spent learning to handle the car.
I loved puppies and so I learnt prevention tips for puppies to ensure proper health. If ur reading this there is a huge probability you too do. So read and Enjoy…
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A lawyer went to duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”
The old farmer smiled and said,” Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule’.”
The lawyer asked, “What is the Three Kick Rule?”
The Farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.”
Once its done its hard to explain how it was. Words fail me even now as I try to get my mind back to the state it was for those 3 amazing minutes. I still find it hard to believe… I flew.
One cloudy Sunday afternoon in the outskirts of Bangalore, 9 people walked up and braced themselves to a parachute. Not knowing what to expect, each one took turns getting hurled up 300 feet in the air dragged by a jeep.
By the time we reached Jakkur Aerodrome we had seen it all heavy rain, tons of clouds and even parts with the sun beating down. When we arrived at the airfield we were thrilled to see people in parachutes in the sky. The wind was good and no sign of rain :).
It took us a few mins to get registered and we had to wait almost 45 min before getting our turn. There were 3 starting points, we were on the right most one.
Satish was the first one up