How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To – Funny as Hell

Received via Email. Some are good the rest are ridiculous. So here are tips on How to Hit On Someone – Or Not To

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.) She would say,” What are doing”
Respond, “Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) “I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from Greece?” “No” he answers. “Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece ”
10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ………… PRETTY WOMEN
11. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
12. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
13. Are you lost? … ’cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
14. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
15. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
16. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
17. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.
18. If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
19.”You may be one person for the world but for one person you just might be the world”
20.”The spaces between your fingers are meant for the other to fill in”

Favorite ones: 5, 13, 17, 20
Laughed at: 1, 11

Any tips on how to hit on someone? Let us know in the comments.